Tay Wycliffe here,
Tesh's vampire cousin.
Tesh went on
yet another of her shopping sprees
*rolls eyes* so she asked me to take over for
another post.
Luckily I've
just been accepted as a contestant on the vampire world's newest TV sensation,
Top Vampire Chef. Basically, a bunch of us ambitious
foodie vamps compete each week to prove who's got
bloody culinary game.
My main rival is a pesky know-it-all,
Gary McGinnis. -- That
Gary thinks he's
such a
much. He makes these
avant-garde things like
blood mousse and
blood sorbet. --
Puh-leeeze! If we vamps wanted that
frou-frou nonsense we'd all be drinking
dandelion wine instead.
The other contestant is a talented girl who I really like,
DreamBloodAngel Larnia (altho' the network,
Vampire Television or
VTV, tried to make us girls
catfight with each other like,
all the time. They gave that up after I
scary hissed at them).
I should also probably mention that our famous TV show host,
Tom Co-Leechy-Yo, is
somewhat biased against me ever since I observed that his
shiny, dome-like appearance
strongly resembles that human hygiene icon,
Mr. Clean. Some immortals are
so sensitive!
Sheesh.
Now to the kitchen, where things are really
cookin':
Tom Co-Leechy-Yo: "Listen up contestants. This week, your
Quickfire Challenge is to create that trickiest of vampire delicacies: a
blood pudding. You have 30 minutes.
Go!"
Gary: "I'm doing an
avant-garde take on the traditional blood pudding,
Tom, which we all know is really just a
fried blood clot. Instead I'm making a frothy blood mousse, served in a delicate
brain membrane. I'm
pretty confident about this
Quickfire Challenge,
Tom."
Tom walks over to me with a slightly hostile look on this face and snaps, "And
you? What are
you making?"
"I'm
sous-vide-ing some rich, chunky
veins for my blood pudding,
Tom," I say smugly. "I just
know the nice contrasting textures will
totally impress the judges."
But what's this?
Tom is no longer listening 'cuz he's busy asking
DreamBloodAngel out on a
date!
Heeeey wait a minute, is that even allowed?
The next thing I know,
Tom is announcing:
"
DreamBloodAngel Larnia -- you are
Top Vampire Chef!"
The TV studio erupts into utter chaos!
Dream screams with delight. The entire audience is whooping and cheering.
Gary looks like he's ready to throw frothy blood mousse at both
Dream and
Tom. But I can't pay any attention anymore 'cuz I get
totally distracted by a
juicy noob human who's somehow made his way into the audience. Forget all these cooks in the kitchen -- it's
dinnertime!
Um, that's it for this week's episode of
Top Vampire Chef. This is
Tay Wycliffe signing off:
"Please pack your knives and go!" xoxo
Tay Wycliffe
http://slexyfashionista.blogspot.com/
STYLING CREDITS
On Tay Wycliffe:
Chef's jacket + hat: El'n - Chef Uniform (store closed; creator Eln Alter)
Hair: Truth - Reese - espresso
Socks: Naive - Double Socks Purple
Shorts: Sugarcube - ::SUGARCUBE - pink dot Jean shorts
Sneakers: 2Real - 2REAL_DIAGONAL_COLORABLE
Skin: Glam Affair - -Glam Affair - Sofia skin - ZombiePopcorn Hunt - previously free
Fangs: DCS - DCS Vampire Fangs (creator Dimentox Travanti) - previously free
Eyes: Negaposi - Fairy Eyes - ash
Wooden spoon: Slow Rezz Cafe - SRC Free Spoon - previously free
Tay's blood pudding mixing bowl: Triad Town Chocolate Factory - TRIAD Chocolate/Eat!Eat!!Eat!!! Bowl - previously free
on Gary McGinnis:
Chef's jacket + hat: El'n - Chef Uniform (store closed; creator Eln Alter)
Skin: Belleza - -Belleza- Ewan v2 Deep Tan (bald) gift (group join fee) - previously free
Fangs: DCS - DCS Vampire Fangs (creator Dimentox Travanti) - previously free
Hair: Sadistic Hacker - *SH* Magnoria-II Hair(Dark)
Jeans: Aoharu - AOHARU_BT_VintageDenim_Dark
Shoes: SoReal - SOREAL Superstars BLACK/White (SSP003)
Gary's blood pudding mixing bowl: Slow Rezz Cafe - SRC Kitchenware - Brownie Mixing Bowl - previously free
on DreamBloodAngel Larnia:
Chef's jacket + hat: El'n - Chef Uniform (store closed; creator Eln Alter)
Fangs: DCS - DCS Vampire Fangs (creator Dimentox Travanti) - previously free
on Tom Co-Leechy-Yo:
Skin: Belleza- Male gift - previously free
Eyes: Sycophancy - :S: Feb Eyes - Ice - previously free
Shirt + pants: Alphamale - Slate shirt - Tucked out + Formal pants II - Stripesilver - former Make Him Over Hunt 3 gift - previously free
Shoes: Kalnins - Crossyard v1.21 - previously free
Fangs: DCS - DCS Vampire Fangs (creator Dimentox Travanti) - previously free
Poses include those by: With Love and Squalor (Tay alone); Del May (Gary alone); Pretzel Poses (Gary squashing Tom); Everglow (Tay grabbing dinner)