This is
Secret Agent Snowy Bear reporting for duty.

Report from 0200 hours: Request backup from
Secret Agent Pickle Pants +
Secret Agent No Pants.
Agent Pickle Pants is known for her quick cunning in the field. However
Agent No Pants fails to show up for duty in a timely manner due to, well,
lack of pants.

0250 hours:
Agent No Pants locates trousers and joins us on assignment.

0310 hours: Still no sign of our target. We are tracking that sworn enemy of the state,
Hot Dog, who has previously tricked previous agents with his
sausagey deliciousness. Our colleagues over at
Counter Intelligence give us a tip that the elusive
Mr. Dog has been spotted in the area.

0315 hours:
Agent Pickle Pants and
Agent No Pants start to get frustrated by lack of sightings.

0320 hours: Our
usually reliable snitch
Red Robin fails to provide any helpful intel.

0350 hours: We scan the perimeter again carefully for our suspect. Months of dead ends makes us hope that
Counter Intelligence finally gave us a viable lead this time.

0500 hours:
Counter Intelligence proves once again that all they do is sit around all day + eat
bon bons, since it appears that the wily
Mr. Dog is nowhere in sight. Nevertheless,
Agent No Pants effectively demonstrates his
"telephone pole tree hug" technique.

0530 hours: We have a tentative sighting of the suspect.

0540 hours: Negative negative. This one's "
FLOP DOG."

0600 hours: We locate the suspect and have him surrounded. Unfortunately
Mr. Dog appears to be transporting a
delicious drizzle of mustard, which momentarily immobilizes the team.
Agent No Pants, who suffers a longtime aversion to mustard, bravely overcomes the urge to get sick.
Agent Pickle Pants courageously represses the
powerful "Pickle family" genetic predisposition to
join Mr. Dog in the bun.

0620 hours: All agents manage to successfully resist
Mr. Dog's savory meat effects. We are able to secure the suspect and bring him in for questioning.

0730 hours: Team debriefing with
Captain Bacon Pizza. 
The
Captain deems general team performance to be acceptable, although the
Captain does write up
Agent No Pants for failing to implement new
trouser organization methods (citing his several previous warnings). All in all, just another day at the office.

This is
Secret Agent Snowy Bear signing off for the team. Our next mission: extraction of our fellow agent
Secret Agent Shoesies Woosies (alias "
DreamAngel Larnia") who has been taken hostage by a crazed shopper at the
Stiletto Moody sale.
xoxo
Teshan2222 Wycliffe(who wishes she could go undercover in RL
every day)
http://slexyfashionista.blogspot.com/STYLING DETAILS:
On Agent Snowy Bear (alias "Tesh"):
Dress: M*Motion - M*MotionKnit1-Piece - former lucky board gift - previously free
Fur jacket: Lemania Indigo - from the Aspen outfit - previous $100L special this week
Bear hat + mittens: KUE!- [KUE!] Mitten Beary White + Chullo Hat Beary white - subscribo gift (click "subscribe" + hit "1") - free
Socks: Honey Kitty - *H+K*X'mas!2009-socks01 - Honey Kitty hunt gift (wear group tag + click star) - free
Boots: Ordinary Design - Mouton Boots w fur trim (010) - free
Necklace: DM Designs - **DM** Iced Snowflake Necklace + Earrings
Skin: Curio - :GP: Petal [Dark] Elf-Soot2
Hair: Zero Style - Camille - Dark ChocolateEyes: Negaposi - Glass Eyes (Raven) - $30LGun thigh strap tattoo: I Heart Rien - "Power Doll" - lucky board gift - previously freeRed robin: SHD - Songbirds: Cardinal - Down the Chimney hunt gift - free
On Agent Pickle Pants (alias "Dorothy Button"):
Hair: Maitreya - Voluminous Scarf Hair #3 - Coffee
Skin: Curio - :GP: Petal Frex [Light] Winter-Toasty 2
Scarf: Maitreya - Voluminous Scarf *Pure
Top: Narwhal - I'm a GIRL! Undershirt
Jacket: Madsy - (Madsy) Blazer - dark slate
Skirt: Emery - Skirt Momo #1
Stockings: League - *League* Ella Stockings Black-Brown Garter
Shoes: Kookie - *Kookie* Athena/Black
On Agent No Pants (alias "Gavin McGinnis"):

Shirt: SAIKIN -*+SAIKIN henley neck shirt brown - $50L sale
Ripped jeans: MIASNOW - JEANS Ripped ~black (unisex) - Down the Chimney Hunt gift - free
Tattoo: Aitui - Vintage Hawaii (faded) - previously free
Skin: BeReal - Exclusive Max Skin - previously free
Eyes: Negaposi - Lunar Eyes (Water) Large Iris - $30L
Hair: Sadistic Hacker - Magnoria II (Dark)
Shoes: SoReal - Superstars black/white
Macho underwear: Intrigue Co. - Hearts boxers (comes with attachments to be unisex) - $30L
Used by all: Gun (with animation): Abranimations - Advent Gift Day 10 - Equalizer Hand Guns 1.118 - previously free this weekSpecial appearance by: Sileny Noel as Captain Bacon Pizza
*N.B.: Agent Snowy Bear's Addendum to Official File Report - Fashion Notes:Not many people realize it, but fashion is
tres important when it comes to being a total
badass Secret Agent.

These snowy white bear hat + mittens come
free courtesy of the
KUE! subscribo.
Wow are these things cute. The white fuzzy beary-ness
totally says secret agent. There's even a li'l furry tuft at the top of the hat.
Ahhhdorables. Thanks
Juba!
Secret Agent Snowy Bear's look would not be the same without these
cuties!

This dress is a formerly
free smexeh deep scoopneck number from the
M*Motion lucky board that I've been meaning to show forever. I love the draped bodice + how this dips
up at the hips for that extra
smexeh-ness.
Free adjustable mouton boots by
Ordinary Design (a color fatpack is included) +
free starry socks from
Honey Kitty (which is doing a mini-hunt in their store right now) were so fitting with this look. Special thanks to my friend
Linda Mensing for putting together this playful yet
totally functional socks + shoes combo, which were just
perfect for
Secret Agent Snowy Bear. You rock
Linda!
I also had to show you this
superluxe rabbit
white fur coat included in the
$100L "Aspen" outfit special by
Lemania Indigo earlier this week. Is this thing
Secret Agent Snowy Bear or what?

I am a RL jewelry designer so I am
really picky about my SL jewelry.
DM Designs is releasing a ton of new designs today, including this exquisite snowflake set. Check out the tiny faceting work on these stones; this type of meticulous detailing is what distinguishes the quality of this line. Thanks
Darion!

A special thank you goes to
Curio creator
Gala Phoenix for the
sheer brill factor of her brand-new "Elf" line, which does some
awes things for my shape. I've been a longtime
Curio fangirl but this new "Elf" skin is
really special. Here's why:

*
Dimples: I haven't yet seen a skin that does
dimples as believably and adorably as this one. I'm in
luh with this skin for these things alone.
*
Mouth corners: If you notice the slightly upturned/dimpled corners of the mouth, there's something about the facial expression that
totally captures a
quietly mischievous look.
*
Button nose: This nose is slightly smaller + visibly more "pert" than the typical nose. (I already have a small nose, so I was pleasantly surprised at how much I
really liked this subtle adjustment).

This "Petal" skin tone is one shade lighter than I typically wear and I am enjoying the
shimmery-ness of it. This lighter skin tone also provides a more dramatic contrast to the sexy dark eyes of the "Soot" makeup, which is my fave makeup in this line.

The skin line name "Elf" initally made me think of something
fantasy creature-like. But I have to say that I actually don't get that sense
at all from this skin. Of
all the
Curio skins I own (and this fangirl has purchased
quite a few) I think that this is
the most exquisite so far. I am
so anticipating the upcoming "Spring" makeups of this release!
Special thanks also to
Abranimations for its
awes Advent gift earlier this week. This
don't-eff-wif-me double guns set came with
too-cool animations included + even low-slung hip holsters (which none of us remembered to wear). This amazing gift just
screamed for a
Secret Agent post. Thank you
Abramelin Wolfe!

Finally, a
huuuge thanks to my friends + fellow
Secret Agents Gavin McGinnis,
Dorothy Button (and our illustrious Captain,
Sileny Noel) for, well, just doin' your jobs. As you know, navigating the crazy world of SL fashion can be
tres dangerous business.
Thank God for you guys + your
Secret Agent/posing skillz.
*Muwahs*!
6 comments:
Tesh,
The Jewelry looks amazing on you but off that topic...that post was AWESOME...I love entertaining posts you ROCK! *gives you a big hug and kiss*
<3 Darion
/me dies laughing
I love this post. It is amazing. That hot dog got what it deserved. If you had not helped me get over my aversion to mustard we would have been in trouble. Esp me since I had alread lost my pants and was late for the rendezvous. I can't wait for mission #2.
*crawls into the bun and snuggles up with Mr. Dog when nobody is looking* I can't help it, Mr. Dog and me have a special bond. There is nothing sexual about what I'm saying ok?!
Hey guys. Score a big one for us Secret Agents. That hog dog never stood a chance against our mad posing skillz.
Darion - thanks so much + huggggs!!
Luhs u all!!! *gives smooches + hugs all around*
PS. Dorothy - we know that you + Mr. Dog had a sordid history. We all saw it in the confidential file. xoxo
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