This is the story of a rabbit named
Gyaku-Usagi. Let's call him
GU for short.
GU was a happy rabbit. Sure, he had a few run-ins with
Linden Labs (specifically, they used words like
"anti-establishment" and
"needs attitude adjustment") but such unpleasantries aside, life was good for this
not-so-petite rabbit.
One day,
GU was wandering around the grid when he happened to overhear
Gavin McGinnis saying loudly (to whoever would listen), "
Rabbits? Pfffft.
Second Life would be
so much better without those
overgrown pests wandering around the grid. They're such weaklings too, always looking for
carrots +
veggies + stuff. Ha!"
GU also noticed
Gavin's unfortunate choice of fashion.

All of this made
GU mad.
GU decided to teach
Gavin a lesson. Just when
Gavin finished his anti-rabbit lecture,
GU decided the moment had come to show
Gavin who's boss. "
Weak? Who's
the weakling now?" demanded
GU.
GU dragged off
Gavin to his favorite grassy area. He made sure to go over all the big rocks and tree stumps.
GU stuck
Gavin in a cage to make him think about the unkind things he'd said. This was a wake-up call for
Gavin, since
Gavin hadn't had a time-out since he was like, 5 years old.
Gavin tried to chill out
GU by showing him his favorite rabbit mouth toy.

But this only made
GU madder. "
Dressing up one of my
fellow rabbits? And then
wearing him . . . on your
mouth?" Wow was
GU P.O.'ed.
GU thought the cage would hold
Gavin, but when
GU wasn't looking,
Gavin quickly jammed the door open + grabbed
GU.
GU countered by giving
Gavin a forced
bunneh hug. This
really freaked
Gavin out.
GU finally let
Gavin go.
Gavin ran away. Far, far away. To this day,
Gavin is still a trash-talker, but he can't hear the word
"rabbit" without suppressing a shudder. Long tall
bunneh ears frighten him too.
~The End~
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Many thanks to Ethan Kanahoe and Jaecin Melody for attending Gavin's anti-rabbit lecture. Special thanks to Ethan for graciously letting us shoot this little bunneh adventure at his gorgeous home + very special thanks to Dorothy Button, for showing us where to grab the lovely GU for free.STYLING CREDITS
on Gavin McGinnis:
Jeans: Aoharu - AOHARU_BT_VintageDenim_Black
T-shirt: terri.tees - chocolate bunneh tee - free
Sneakers: 2Real - Pure
GU (includes dragging, lifting, other poses): Naho's Funny Shop @ Kuri*Gohan - =K*G= Gyaku-Usagi - free
Hugging GU (includes hugging, punching poses): Naho's Funny Shop @ Kuri*Gohan - =K*G= nagurare-usagi - free
Cage: Naho's Funny Shop @ Kuri*Gohan - Ori-Nage - free
Cage HUD: Naho's Funny Shop @ Kuri*Gohan - =K*G= Mochiage-Usagi - free
Rabbit mouth toy: Schoen - $5L group gatcha
7 comments:
LMAO times million! Fantastic lol
Love this post! Real blogging hehehe
OMG HES BACK!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Bunnehs are so so EVIL. I am still recovering from everything that EVIL bunneh did to me. Everyone just pointed and laughed as I was attacked. What happened to my following of anit-bunnehs.
If I ever see GU again he better run and hide because the next time I see you I'll be having hasenpfeffer.
Evie + Boot - thanks so much for reading + so glad you like!! :O) PS. Now you see why Dorothy, Gavin + I are scared of cute bunnehs!! Hee hee xoxoxoxoxo
omg the dragging picture made me lol so much reading it haha. well done.
-Rhia J.
Thanks Rhia!! :O) *gives bucktoothed bunneh air kisses*
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