Sometimes you just need a break from the whole craziness of SL fashion. Which is why me + my buddies
Dorothy Button and
Gavin McGinnis decided to form a new crew: the
Junior Meat Mafia. Our quest: to seek out all things
meat. But hey, we're inclusive. We also look for all
yummeh stuff to wash it all down with.
Having heard rumors of a moonshine distillery in SL,
of course we
Junior Meat Mafia members just had to investigate. Look at these enormous orange vats we found tucked away on a horse farm (see them behind me?) Sneaky!
Taste testing is
tres important. I snuck my own jug o' hooch faster than you can say
Johnny Walker. *Giggles + gulps it down* Heeey. I feel
fiiine.
Dorothy was busy scanning the area for hidden moonshine vats. See how she makes the country Western thing look supaglam?
Usually I'd say that
Dorothy is one of the
most normal people I know. But after knocking back some o' that moonshine, an
intense, crazy competitive streak began to reveal itself.
"Looky here
Junior Meat Mafia peoples,
I discovered this here moonshine. It's
all mine. I'm saying, this town ain't big enough for the
three of us." (Notice
Gavin guzzling his moonshine quietly in the background during this time). This was also when I began to wonder whether our trip to the
gun factory right before was
quite as brilliant
as I had originally thought.
What was that? Did you guys hear a cop car?
There's nothing like the threat of external authority to make everybody friends again. OK
Junior Meat Mafia internal conflicts resolved! We scooted outta there pretty quick.
That moonshine must've really done a number on us, 'cuz suddenly we felt an overwhelming urge to
dance with the cows. (We
are the
Junior Meat Mafia! Must spend
quality time with our
food source). -- Turns out that the only dance the cows knew was the
Hokey Pokey, so we humans followed along as best we could. We weren't great at it, but we knew the cows had to respect us anyway 'cuz we had our guns + stuff.
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out . . ."
"You put your right foot in and you shake it all about . . ."
"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around . . ."
"That's what it's all about."
The country Western thing was growing on us, so we donned our favorite antlers for some pose striking, Western-style. (We
Junior Meat Mafia members like to
envision ourselves as meat whenever possible. It's kinda our thing).
Something about the brown horns + wooly red hat made these
free antlers totally go with
Dorothy's plaid outfit.
You wouldn't know it, but the
cacti (that's plural for
cactus, for all you non-Western-hailing folk) seemed to enjoy having us around. We think
Gavin was their fave. (He braved their needles + stood the closest to them).
Gavin and I's antlers came from
Callie Cline + they were just lovely. You could almost hear the tinkling of these pretty little ornaments hanging so daintily from them.
Gavin's had tiny miniature stockings + candy canes draped over the horns. I adored mine too. Who can resist antlers with
pink ornaments?
All of us totally loved these
free reindeer slippers (which come with
their own decorated mini-antlers) from
Rebel Hope Designs. Aren't they just darling? Li'l furry white "cotton ball" tails for your feets! *faints, dies*
It was time to scare up some 'cue (the saucy ribs kind, with sides), so we
Junior Meat Mafia members headed in search of some grub.
This is
Tesh for the
Junior Meat Mafia sayin' peace out. Love + (country Western) fashionista kisses to all!
xoxo
Teshan2222 Wycliffe(who has yet to taste moonshine in RL + has a big ol' soft spot for the Southwest)
http://slexyfashionista.blogspot.com/STYLING DETAILS:
on Tesh:
Hair: Detour - Sienna - Blonde
Hat: G Field - Mini Straw Ten-gallon Hat - Sunflower - previously freeEyes: Negaposi - Lunar - Water (Large Iris) - $30L
Skin: Belleza - Jesse Sunkiss group gift (cleavage) - group gift ($250L group join fee) - previously free
Shirt: DeeTaleZ - Sexy Brown Shirt - Top Hat hunt gift - free
Pants: MiaMai - Miamai_Azhrim Pants - MiaMai SIM hunt gift - previously free
Necklace: Primalot - Dark Owl (Poisonous Cyan) group gift - previously free
Bracelets: Hudson Clothing Co. - Antique Bangles by Candace Hudson - previously free
Belt: Taboo - Trapped In the '80s hunt - previously free
on Dorothy Button:
Shirt/underwear: Calpyso Giano - Long Top - Soft Pink- F2/F3
Undershirt: Emery - Mini Top #1 under
Jacket: Gigi Culture - *GC* Plaid Winter Sweater
Jeans: Beetlebones - Skinny Lowriser Jeans (raven black) 1Skin: Curio - GP: Petal FREX [light] Lovely-Chocolate Peach 2
Glasses: Wigglesworth - (W) Ray-band Glasses
Hair: Exile - Jade (Cheyanne)
on Gavin McGinnis:
Shirt: Sey - RetroBorder-PoloShirt/D
Jeans: Zoobang - former hunt gift - previously freeTattoo: Aitui - Vintage Hawaii (faded) - previously freeSkin: BeReal - Exclusive Max Skin - previously freeEyes: Negaposi - Lunar Eyes (Water) Large Iris - $30L
Hair: Junwave - Natural Short (black) - previous $50L sale
Shoes: SoReal - Superstars black/white
on all:
Slippers: Rebel Hope Designs - Rudolph Slippers - free
Dorothy's antlers: Rebel Hope Designs - Rudolph Hat and Antlers - free
Gavin's antlers: Callie Cline - Happy Head Christmas DecorTesh's antlers: Callie Cline - Happy Head Ornament Tree
Dancing cow: Meki Molle - free
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