Having heard rumors of a moonshine distillery in SL, of course we Junior Meat Mafia members just had to investigate. Look at these enormous orange vats we found tucked away on a horse farm (see them behind me?) Sneaky!
Taste testing is tres important. I snuck my own jug o' hooch faster than you can say Johnny Walker. *Giggles + gulps it down* Heeey. I feel fiiine.
Dorothy was busy scanning the area for hidden moonshine vats. See how she makes the country Western thing look supaglam?
Usually I'd say that Dorothy is one of the most normal people I know. But after knocking back some o' that moonshine, an intense, crazy competitive streak began to reveal itself.
"Looky here Junior Meat Mafia peoples, I discovered this here moonshine. It's all mine. I'm saying, this town ain't big enough for the three of us." (Notice Gavin guzzling his moonshine quietly in the background during this time). This was also when I began to wonder whether our trip to the gun factory right before was quite as brilliant as I had originally thought.
What was that? Did you guys hear a cop car?
There's nothing like the threat of external authority to make everybody friends again. OK Junior Meat Mafia internal conflicts resolved! We scooted outta there pretty quick.That moonshine must've really done a number on us, 'cuz suddenly we felt an overwhelming urge to dance with the cows. (We are the Junior Meat Mafia! Must spend quality time with our food source). -- Turns out that the only dance the cows knew was the Hokey Pokey, so we humans followed along as best we could. We weren't great at it, but we knew the cows had to respect us anyway 'cuz we had our guns + stuff.
"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out . . ."
"You put your right foot in and you shake it all about . . ."
"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around . . ."
"That's what it's all about."
The country Western thing was growing on us, so we donned our favorite antlers for some pose striking, Western-style. (We Junior Meat Mafia members like to envision ourselves as meat whenever possible. It's kinda our thing).
Something about the brown horns + wooly red hat made these free antlers totally go with Dorothy's plaid outfit.
You wouldn't know it, but the cacti (that's plural for cactus, for all you non-Western-hailing folk) seemed to enjoy having us around. We think Gavin was their fave. (He braved their needles + stood the closest to them).
Gavin and I's antlers came from Callie Cline + they were just lovely. You could almost hear the tinkling of these pretty little ornaments hanging so daintily from them. Gavin's had tiny miniature stockings + candy canes draped over the horns. I adored mine too. Who can resist antlers with pink ornaments?
All of us totally loved these free reindeer slippers (which come with their own decorated mini-antlers) from Rebel Hope Designs. Aren't they just darling? Li'l furry white "cotton ball" tails for your feets! *faints, dies*
It was time to scare up some 'cue (the saucy ribs kind, with sides), so we Junior Meat Mafia members headed in search of some grub.This is Tesh for the Junior Meat Mafia sayin' peace out. Love + (country Western) fashionista kisses to all!
xoxo
Teshan2222 Wycliffe
(who has yet to taste moonshine in RL + has a big ol' soft spot for the Southwest)
http://slexyfashionista.blogspot.com/
STYLING DETAILS:
on Tesh:Hair: Detour - Sienna - Blonde
Hat: G Field - Mini Straw Ten-gallon Hat - Sunflower - previously free
Eyes: Negaposi - Lunar - Water (Large Iris) - $30L
Skin: Belleza - Jesse Sunkiss group gift (cleavage) - group gift ($250L group join fee) - previously free
Shirt: DeeTaleZ - Sexy Brown Shirt - Top Hat hunt gift - free
Pants: MiaMai - Miamai_Azhrim Pants - MiaMai SIM hunt gift - previously free
Necklace: Primalot - Dark Owl (Poisonous Cyan) group gift - previously free
Bracelets: Hudson Clothing Co. - Antique Bangles by Candace Hudson - previously free
Belt: Taboo - Trapped In the '80s hunt - previously free
on Dorothy Button:Shirt/underwear: Calpyso Giano - Long Top - Soft Pink- F2/F3
Undershirt: Emery - Mini Top #1 under
Jacket: Gigi Culture - *GC* Plaid Winter Sweater
Jeans: Beetlebones - Skinny Lowriser Jeans (raven black) 1
Skin: Curio - GP: Petal FREX [light] Lovely-Chocolate Peach 2
Glasses: Wigglesworth - (W) Ray-band Glasses
Hair: Exile - Jade (Cheyanne)
on Gavin McGinnis:Shirt: Sey - RetroBorder-PoloShirt/D
Jeans: Zoobang - former hunt gift - previously free
Tattoo: Aitui - Vintage Hawaii (faded) - previously free
Skin: BeReal - Exclusive Max Skin - previously free
Eyes: Negaposi - Lunar Eyes (Water) Large Iris - $30L
Hair: Junwave - Natural Short (black) - previous $50L sale
Shoes: SoReal - Superstars black/white
on all:
Slippers: Rebel Hope Designs - Rudolph Slippers - free
Dorothy's antlers: Rebel Hope Designs - Rudolph Hat and Antlers - free
Gavin's antlers: Callie Cline - Happy Head Christmas Decor
Tesh's antlers: Callie Cline - Happy Head Ornament Tree
Dancing cow: Meki Molle - free
4 comments:
Your meat mafia needs the mouth steaks from Famish!
Hiccup!
That moonshine sure takes awhile to wear off........
Hiccup
Great tip Sileny, we iz always hongry! you are hereby an honorary member of the JMM. Dorothy - yeah especially since you mooched extra!! Hee hee
The cacti didn't like me that much. I was picking needles out of my shirt for an hour after that but I didn't feel anything thanks to the moonshine.
Welcome to the JMM Sileny. Now Tesh has to teach you the secret handshake and the password for the clubhouse.
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