SPAM, That Forgotten Mystery Meat

Kue creator Jubatajuno Noyes is offering this tres delicious homage to That Other Mystery Meat that you can win for free. *mwuahs Jubatajuno Noyes*
You get 2 versions in this free lucky board prize: one for wearing SPAM on the head (you "shed" a trail of nice plump pink slices as you saunter around) + another SPAM "seat" with 2 sitting poses, 1 for you + 1 for your non-SPAM-averse friend of choice.
One little-known fact about SPAM: it casts a strange, powerful, meaty spell over les menz. Scientific studies show that it's got something to do with its unique "pork, shoulder and ham" fragrance. -- As you can see, Gavin was rendered utterly powerless against my smelly SPAM powers here.
Processed mystery meat love + fashionista kisses to all!

xoxo
ღTeshan2222 Wycliffe
(who might be brave enough one day to actually try SPAM)
http://slexyfashionista.blogspot.com/

STYLING CREDITS

SPAM headpiece + seat: Kue - [Cafe Gamma] Spam-Walker and [Cafe Gamma] Spam-Chair - lucky board prize (you can also win 1 or the other in the free daily gatcha prize; the walker "sheds" SPAM slices as you walk) - free

Hair flowers: Couverture @ Designers United 4 - couverture*narcissus... Hair accessories +DU4 - $150L
Hair: Lamb @ Hair Fair 2010 - !lamb. Lovage - Butterfinger
Shoes: Glow Studio @ Designers United 4 - [glow] Narcissus Shoes Silver - $380L
Skin: Tres Blah @ Designers United 4 -tb- {Tan} DU Echo - Light Winged Brows
White tulle skirt w/ tiny blue crows: Deviant Girls - *dg* swallow tulle skirt - $100L
Bottom (worn with skirt): Hucci - ::HH:: Hucci Dance Darling - White
White corset: Trilobiteware - Leather V Underbust Corset - Star
Tank top (worn with corset): Aura/Lingerie Boutique - Aotearo - White Leanne Corset Top
Eyes: Negaposi - Fairy Eyes - Moonlight

Damaged: A New Life

Waking from an uneasy dream, Kira awoke to find herself transformed into one of the Zombied Ones. No longer human, her skin was red and blotchy, her eyes a gleaming silver.
Kira could feel the thrill of raw power pulsing through her limbs. She relished the feeling of being totally unbreakable.
She also keenly felt the urge to rip someone's head off.
A quick stroll outside revealed a noob human wandering the dark streets alone.
Upon seeing his flat skin and jagged hair, Kira felt a sudden flare-up of disgust and impatience. Acting on impulse, she decided to go for her first Kill.
Kira knew no authorities could touch her since human laws didn't apply to the Zombied Ones. Fits of uncontrollable giggling overcame her.
Determined to embrace her new life, Kira thought making new friends seemed like a good idea.
Zombied Ones were rumored to hang out at coffee houses, so she headed there first. She soon met Margaux DuFaux, who told Kira about the ways of Fashionista, a newly-revitalized sect in the Zombied Ones. Marg taught her how to channel her limb-severing anger into a fierce desire for shopping instead.
Marg also showed Kira how cupcakes were considered refined pleasures of civilized Zombied Ones.
A newfound and intense passion for both shopping and cupcake consumption followed. Kira was happy.

Happy Halloween to all my fellow Fashionista'ed Zombied Ones. Love + Fashionista kisses to all!

xoxo
Teshan2222 Wycliffe
(a not-so-secret comic book nerd)
http://slexyfashionista.blogspot.com/

STYLING DETAILS:

On Tesh:
Skin: Red Queen - Gluttony@TYPE.06-hairBASE-G.04/w.PIERCING-group gift (join group for $0L; gift is in Notices) - free
Eyes: Oceane's - FierceEyes_Silver - $1L
Hair: 69 - Nina - Blonde
Yellow gold cuffs + necklace: Oceane's - Double Bangles Armband Gold + hoops Retro Necklace Gold
Jeans: Luck Inc. - Low Rise Jeans Black Stripe
Lace top: Inimitably Design - Black Mini Lace Dress - Red Satin Corsage (shirt only)
Corset: Trilobiteware - Leather V Underbust Corset - Coal
Boots: Sassy Kitty - Flower Shiny Black Boots - Relay For Hope Hunt gift (Rose #9) - free
Underwear: Reasonable Desires - Vanessa Panties - group gift - free
Pear Stones Earrings: House of Hucci - Black Tourmaline Dion Earrings
Poses used include: Adorkable and Olive Juice @ Starlust - free; and Long Awkward Pose

On Margaux DuFaux:
Skin: Red Queen - Gluttony@TYPE.06-hairBASE-G.04/w.PIERCING-group gift (join group for $0L; gift is in Notices) - free
Dress: Different Drummer - Silk Cross Strap Minidress (buy green cauldron in front left corner of store) - free
Boots: BAX Prestige black

Many thanks to Red Queen creator Ruth Quan, whose Red Queen "Gluttony" skin inspired this post. Special thanks to Gavin McGinnis, who bravely donned noob skin + hair for Kira's first Kill. A very special thanks to Margaux DuFaux, who encouraged me to do my first SL fashion blog post and for showing me the Fashionista way.