Taking Over the World. . .1 Donut at a Time (My First Post!)

Hi, Gavin here. Those of you who might've seen my name before might know me as one of the manshionistas of SLexy (or at least that's what Tesh likes to call us male models) but now I'm going to open my mouth and prove I'm more than just a pretty face.

Exploring the many SIMs in SL I ran across this awesome donut cannon. Yes I said Donut. Cannon.Strapping on this monster started giving me visions of taking over the world. As in, blasting anyone who got in my way. With donuts.

Loaded up with everything from powdered donuts to my favorite (the almighty glazed donut) I was successfully TP'ing from SIM to SIM, donut conquering everywhere I went. All was going to plan until I ran into my favorite fashionista and blogger extraordinaire, Tesh.
She was armed with the only known defense, a can of Flattery Salmon. This can of flattery salmon is very powerful. It distracts an unsuspecting victim with flattering pick-up lines to move in and disable them.
As Tesh approached me I heard stuff like this:

"For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive and heaven has been brought to me."

Then another one:
"If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as stunning as you, I'd have five cents."

And this:
"Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature."

I became so distracted by all the flattery that before I knew what happened, Tesh had pinned me on the ground and knocked the donut cannon out of my hands. Thanks to a fashionista, the SL world was safe again to travel.

I would like to thank Tesh for being so supportive and helping me with my very first blog. Without her this post would not have been possible. Thank You

Gavin McGinnis
I liked writing my first blog.
http://slexyfashionista.blogspot.com/

STYLING CREDITS

Donut Cannon: [S2] Donut War (Group Gift, just click on the subscriber to get the gift)
Flattery Salmon: Grimalkin Workshop - Flattery Salmon ($30L)

on Gavin McGinnis:
Shirt: Candy Metal - Candy Metal - Gavin Outfit Shirt Black; including skinny jeans (buy sign on floor, near glass table in middle of store; still available) - $1L
Jeans; Aoharu - AOHARU_BT_VintageDenim_Black
Shoes: SoReal - Superstars black/white
Hair: Junwave - Masaki*BLACK*